Sreya
Chief Emotional Officer
The mature one. Understands emotions. Usually gives genuinely good advice. Frequently forced to supervise the other two.
Boardroom note“Have you considered thinking about how the other person feels?”
RELATIONSHIP ADVISORY SERVICES™ · EST. 2026
MAKEBREAKINC.
We make relationships. We break relationships.
Mostly, we investigate why someone replied “k”.
Mostly, we investigate why someone replied “k”.
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01 / CORPORATE MANIFESTO
Three founders.
Zero qualifications.
One dangerous question:
“What if we built a website for this?”
MakeBreak Inc. began as a joke between three friends who were all single and somehow convinced themselves that they had useful relationship opinions.
$ company_status --verbose FOUNDERS DETECTED: 3 RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: questionable MARRIED FOUNDERS: 1 SINGLE FOUNDERS: 2 REVENUE: ₹0 VALUATION: “emotionally significant” AI: COMING SOON $ ./makebreak --mission > make good decisions > avoid bad texts > laugh at ourselves > somehow ship the website
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Founders
01
Successfully Married
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Unsolicited Opinions
0%
Scientific Validation
02 / EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP
Meet the people behind the enterprise.
Our founders bring complementary strengths, questionable decisions, and a collective history of giving each other relationship advice while being single.
Quraiz “Q”
Chief Operationally Repetitive Officer
Semi-mature. Runs certain conversations with the precision of a mission-control checklist. May call. Hang up. Call again. Hang up again. Eventually completes call.
Process documentation“HAHAHAHAHAHA. Say it again.”
Mayank
Chief Decision-Avoidance Officer
Somehow both shy and extroverted. Will talk to a stranger without fear, then spend three hours deciding what one text message means.
Risk disclosure“I have a joke. It’s terrible. Anyway, I’m sending it.”
03 / THE INTELLIGENCE DIVISION
We may have made the problem worse.
MB-01 · TRAINING IN PROGRESS
MAKEBREAK
AI™
An AI relationship advisor designed to answer the question behind the question, decode suspicious texts, detect red flags, and confidently tell you that you are probably overthinking it.
“She said ‘haha okay’ after I asked if she wants to meet Saturday. What does that mean?”
MakeBreak Intelligence has identified 6 plausible interpretations. Please do not send a follow-up paragraph explaining yourself. Stand by.