MAKE BREAK INC.

Relationship Advisory Services™ · Est. 2021

MakeBreakInc.

We make relationships. We break relationships. Mostly, we investigate why someone replied “k”.

Enter the lab Meet the founders
  • MAKE™Strategic Romance
  • BREAK™Controlled Disassembly
  • TEXTOPS™Message Forensics
  • RED FLAG™Risk Assessment
  • DELUSION™Reality Calibration

01 / Corporate manifesto

Three founders.
Zero qualifications.
One dangerous question:
“What if we built a website for this?”

Make Break Inc. began as a joke between three friends who were all single and somehow convinced themselves that they had useful relationship opinions.

STATUS.EXE
$ company_status --verbose

FOUNDERS DETECTED: 3
RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: questionable
MARRIED FOUNDERS: 1
SINGLE FOUNDERS: 2
REVENUE: ₹0
VALUATION: “emotionally significant”
AI: COMING SOON

$ ./makebreak --mission
> make good decisions
> avoid bad texts
> laugh at ourselves
> somehow ship the website
  • 03Founders
  • 01Successfully married
  • ∞Unsolicited opinions
  • 0%Scientific validation

02 / Executive leadership

Meet the people behind the enterprise.

Our founders bring complementary strengths, questionable decisions, and a collective history of giving each other relationship advice while being single.

Founder · Emotional strategy

Sreya

Chief Emotional Officer

The mature one. Understands emotions. Usually gives genuinely good advice. Frequently forced to supervise the other two.

Boardroom note

“Have you considered thinking about how the other person feels?”

Founder · Operations

Quraiz “Q”

Chief Operationally Repetitive Officer

Semi-mature. Runs certain conversations with the precision of a mission-control checklist. May call. Hang up. Call again. Hang up again. Eventually completes call.

Process documentation

“HAHAHAHAHAHA. Say it again.”

Founder · Strategic chaos

Mayank

Chief Decision-Avoidance Officer

Somehow both shy and extroverted. Will talk to a stranger without fear, then spend three hours deciding what one text message means.

Risk disclosure

“I have a joke. It’s terrible. Anyway, I’m sending it.”

03 / The intelligence division

We may have made the problem worse.

MB-01.EXE

MB-01 · Training in progress

Make Break AI™

An AI relationship advisor designed to answer the question behind the question, decode suspicious texts, detect red flags, and confidently tell you that you are probably overthinking it.

You“She said ‘haha okay’ after I asked if she wants to meet Saturday. What does that mean?”

Make Break IntelligenceMake Break Intelligence has identified 6 plausible interpretations. Please do not send a follow-up paragraph explaining yourself. Stand by.

Board mailroom

Read the founding documents